Post by mockingbird on Mar 17, 2009 23:52:37 GMT 8
What do ghosts do when they're not haunting people? They must be damn bored sitting around in empty houses. So they call each other. And Samara's received her fair share of funny calls.
All conversation belongs to Samara unless otherwise stated.
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"Hello, Samara here. Who's this?"
"No, I don't have Darkness's number. Try 666."
"If he called you, then just use the CALL TRACE. Don't you know how to use a telephone?"
"You're some half-demon? From Azeroth? Where's that? I'M NOT PAYING LONG DISTANCE!"
"Wait... How did you even get my number? And I thought I was creepy..."
"I'm going to tell Enma if you don't go away. She's the Hell Girl. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo!"
*click*
"Well, at least that got rid of him. I-L-L-I-D-A-N. Irritating guy."
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All conversation belongs to Samara unless otherwise stated.
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"Hello, Samara here. Who's this?"
"No, I don't have Darkness's number. Try 666."
"If he called you, then just use the CALL TRACE. Don't you know how to use a telephone?"
"You're some half-demon? From Azeroth? Where's that? I'M NOT PAYING LONG DISTANCE!"
"Wait... How did you even get my number? And I thought I was creepy..."
"I'm going to tell Enma if you don't go away. She's the Hell Girl. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo!"
*click*
"Well, at least that got rid of him. I-L-L-I-D-A-N. Irritating guy."
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