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Post by RiesbyfeStridberg on Dec 18, 2008 6:21:17 GMT 8
For people who play too much/hopeless addicts/fanboys
1) You say baka when you see 9 instead of nine. 2) You think flying lolis shooting mass bullets at each other is something that is encouraged and awesome. 3) You try to graze traffic. 4) You hit christmas decorations and expect powerups to appear. 5) Why does the library not have Patchu? 6) You try to poke random holes in the hopes that they are borders to Gensokyo. 7) You think rabbits are ebil. 8) As well as cows.
Feel free to continue and be the Cirno.
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Post by skiboydoggy on Dec 18, 2008 15:19:14 GMT 8
9) Your graze count (per frikkin' minute) is OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
Okay, we got that out of the way.
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 18, 2008 20:51:37 GMT 8
10) You are afraid that things may drop out of a black portal and hit your head. Something like the sky falling.
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Post by Carillus on Dec 18, 2008 20:56:55 GMT 8
11) Everytime you see a full moon, you half expect to see people flying across the sky.
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Post by Mathus on Dec 18, 2008 21:00:44 GMT 8
12) You expect to see everyone shooting danmakus everywhere.
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 18, 2008 21:23:22 GMT 8
13.)You see a purple gourd and go IaMP! And immediately run for your life or stay to see the giant loli.
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Post by RiesbyfeStridberg on Dec 19, 2008 1:30:24 GMT 8
14) when alice dolls scare you more than chucky NOT ANOTHER 6A FFFFF
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 19, 2008 8:52:21 GMT 8
15) You think vampires are chibi female lolis that like drinking tea, live in mansions (Maybe locked away), and have maids.
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Post by Kim Kwan-Jang on Dec 19, 2008 10:15:48 GMT 8
You post in this threa-
aw crap
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Post by Carillus on Dec 19, 2008 19:02:05 GMT 8
16) You walk faster going against human traffic flow than with it. 17) When walking, you don't see where you're going but where everyone else around you is, and adjust your direction accordingly to avoid collisions. 18) You sidestep people a lot. 19) Your walking style consists of a lot of sidestepping, half-falling to the side to get through small gaps, and weird wiggly motions to avoid other people's bags and various body parts.
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Post by RiesbyfeStridberg on Dec 19, 2008 19:34:17 GMT 8
16) You walk faster going against human traffic flow than with it. 17) When walking, you don't see where you're going but where everyone else around you is, and adjust your direction accordingly to avoid collisions. 18) You sidestep people a lot. 19) Your walking style consists of a lot of sidestepping, half-falling to the side to get through small gaps, and weird wiggly motions to avoid other people's bags and various body parts. The sad thing is that I actually walk like that in real life, but it wasn't because of Touhou.
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Post by randName() on Dec 19, 2008 19:45:00 GMT 8
Me too. I have gotten quite good at it too...
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 19, 2008 19:58:32 GMT 8
I is very good at dodging but it's not thanks to danmaku. I think bush would make a good danmaku character. "BOMB EM WHOOOO". And bush probably can graze past lotsa bullets.
20) When you see a flying object in your direction, you run faster into it. You think it's called grazing. And If you get pwned you call it a DP.
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Post by RiesbyfeStridberg on Dec 19, 2008 20:42:37 GMT 8
I is very good at dodging but it's not thanks to danmaku. I think bush would make a good danmaku character. "BOMB EM WHOOOO". And bush probably can graze past lotsa bullets. 20) When you see a flying object in your direction, you run faster into it. You think it's called grazing. And If you get pwned you call it a DP. shoes anyone
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 19, 2008 21:00:50 GMT 8
yep.
Someone should seriously go on 4chan and say "It was a size 10!" And start another catchphrase like "nice boat".
21) You think all female guards from china have rainbow coloured punches.
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Post by randName() on Dec 19, 2008 21:11:19 GMT 8
22) You call any PRC Chuugoku. 23) You argue which reading to use when given a name.
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 19, 2008 22:03:11 GMT 8
24) You are afraid of rectangular pieces of paper that you think will explode in your face. And even if you run, they'll stalk you down.
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Post by randName() on Dec 19, 2008 22:36:53 GMT 8
25) You run away from butterflies.
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Post by RiesbyfeStridberg on Dec 19, 2008 22:58:39 GMT 8
cirno gtfo out my freezer
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 20, 2008 23:31:29 GMT 8
26) You think orchard road is Mountain of Faith in its most imba mode.
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Post by Carillus on Dec 21, 2008 0:56:56 GMT 8
27) You have a newfound respect for your sister's Barbie dolls. 28) You call snow Letty. 29) In China, you cross the street when the red man is on. 30) You cross an Indian traffic intersection. Without traffic lights.
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Post by randName() on Dec 21, 2008 11:11:16 GMT 8
31) You think throwing knives at people is totally legal and normal. 32) You get caught attempting to pantsu when you thought you timestopped
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Post by Kim Kwan-Jang on Dec 21, 2008 15:15:27 GMT 8
In China, you cross the street when the red man is on. frankly nobody cares
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Post by Shirafune on Dec 21, 2008 17:10:05 GMT 8
33) You think rain is danmaku pelting you. Same goes for snow.
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Post by kaisan on Dec 31, 2008 23:25:27 GMT 8
34) You keep a keen eye out of stray red boxes with P written on them, blue boxes with “_ written on them, or green stars, also with “_ written on. 35) You realize that something's wrong when you start seeing stray yellow boxes with F written on. 36) You expect for time to slow momentarily when you narrowly dodge an object. 37) Instead of dodging, you try to push the X button when you are about to be hit. 38) You have actually purchased a game instead of torrenting it/getting its data files from someone else.
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